Samuel Breed made this website.

Howdy! I'm @sambreed.

I help make websites faster, products better, and teams smarter.

When I'm not doing that, I collect records and ride motorcycles and make stuff with hand tools and lots of cursing. And, more specifically, I am trapped inside this website. It's now your job to find the clues that I've hidden in my typo-laden and occasionally coherent “blog” “posts” to help free my from this cursed mouse cursor. Except if you're on mobile web.

Here's what I've been reading lately. That's a good place to start.

And here's what I've been thinking deep thoughts about recently. But don't take my word for it.

But there's even more. So much more.

Or if none of that is enough (word, really?) or you have some other unanswered questions, drop me a line via email or use one of the links below.